Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Ode To a French Stewardess, Will P.

I'm in flight Air France 493
And I'm seated in seat 36C
And as the French beauty of my dreams
Walks past 36C
All I'm thinking is that this seat
Is the second best 36C

Because on this plane
Is a woman with no name
She stole my heart and fastened it securely
She explains how to use my life vest
Just incase her and I need to make an:
In-flight-emergency-evacuation
Falling in love from 36,000 feet is no easy task.

Oh french stewardess
We we are about to take off!
Because I got my cockpit locked in its upright position
Anytime you walk past
I feel like first class
Let's start some turbulance french stewardess
And let our lips crash into a, French kiss

But as you hand me my
Pre-packed
Shrink-wrapped
In-flight
Single-serving
Fresh off the conveyer belt
Worse than Taco Bell
Poor excuse for,
Peanuts,
I saw your ring

My non-stop flight to your heart has been cancelled
Are we loosing cabin pressure?
French Stewardess

4 comments:

W Brown said...

The Beastie Boys Would be proud!

will not pay said...

yeah that was me
and haha im the 4th beastie boy.

i am said...

i realized your totally missing a verse in there lol

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